February 2012
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guys shut the fuck up billy crystal slays me he’s funny oKAY HE’S FUNNY
conanofallon:
Martin Scorsese losing his category possibly just saved the Bridesmaids cast from potentially lethal alcohol poisoning.
am i the only one who thinks billy crystal’s been pretty funny
yes
ok
underneaththesestairs:
god bless the cast of bridesmaids and their penis jokes
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victoryjobs:
“I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye,” said Kanye to a mural of Kanye wearing an airbrushed Prada t-shirt of Kanye holding a photo of Kanye in front of Kanye’s mirror as a rocket ship full of Kanyes soared overhead.
idiotblogger:
The disney channel original movie Wendy Wu Home Coming Warrior should win best picture
bellatirx:
war horse hasn’t won anything
sarah jessica parker must be so pissed
billy crystal OH MY GOD
“If you’re white, you can play a Middle Eastern prince. If you’re black, you can...”
– Chris Rock, thank you for calling it out (via lowkeys)
“this is the year we say goodbye to harry potter oh hey look here’s melissa leo”
I FUCKING HATE HUGO AND EVERYTHING IT REPRESENTS BRB IM GOING TO BUY EVERY COPY OF THAT MOVIE EVER AND SMASH THEM ALL TO PIECES
IM SO NERVOUS
i love ben stiller and emma stone so this is orgasmic
i just thought oh my god is robert downey junior in a dress
then i realized
cirque du soleil is amazing but they’re flying around in suits and hahahhahahahahahhahah
how about we just give hugo an oscar for everything they were nominated for and just announce the other categories because come on
was that bradley cooper with a moustache or someone else ENTIRELY
Anonymous asked: Don't be so quick to judge other movies when you haven't even seen them. Go see The Iron Lady and you'll see why it won.
underneaththesestairs:
i miss anne hathaway in various sexy outfits shouting about lesbians while james franco was high as a kite
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how did harry potter not win that they made fucking GOBLINS ALL THE IRON LADY DID WAS TOUCH UP MERYL STREEPS FACE OR S/T I DONT REALLY KNOW BUT THIS IS BULLSHIT
you can totally see the edge of j-lo’s nips
what happened to cameron diaz’s hair did she get gum stuck in it and just hack it all off or